December 14th-17th 2012 :: Theme: You are the Villain

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Flash Simulator 2013

by Hapistorique - 48 Hour Compo Entry

Welcome to the best and most exciting simulator yet! The game is not complete as I'd like, it's in a "sandbox" state right now but it's my final submission. I'm still happy with the result. Have fun.

Controls :

Movement : A and D
Jump : Spacebar
Use skills : J, K and L
Spawn young girl : Left click
Spawn XP orb : Right click
Spawn rock : Z
Zoom and unzoom : Numpad +/- and Numpad 0 to reset view

tk2d has been removed from the assets in sources, because it's a paid asset for Unity. You will need to import it yourself if you want to use the sources.

Author : Hapistorique (Twitter @Hapistorique)

This is my first game ever published ;)

Downloads and Links




moehammered says ...
Dec 16, 2012 @ 12:06pm


kivifreak says ...
Dec 16, 2012 @ 1:49pm

lol i like how you can press k and jus walk away

rubna says ...
Dec 16, 2012 @ 8:39pm

haha you sick bastard xD

allinlabs says ...
Dec 16, 2012 @ 9:40pm

I laughed so hard... it was fun :)

jurnacsr says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 12:45am

Oh...ooooh. This is some villainy here!

vids says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 7:30am

You're sick man! :) Great sandbox style game for pure villainy! Would be coming back to this for sure.

Diventurer says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 7:31am

You know you have way too many little girls on your screen when it goes one frame per second. :)

I tried too hard *chuckle* to make fun of that. :|
I should go somewhere else.

aeveis says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 7:33am

Haha, pretty funny. Could be the start of something.

ddionisio says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 9:07am

All it needs now is a van and an attic, and this should be golden!

Edocentrique says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 10:21am

I laughed so hard

tompudding says ...
Dec 18, 2012 @ 10:35am

Blimey! I'm tempted to send a link to the Daily Mail for laughs :)

Hapistorique says ...
Dec 18, 2012 @ 1:15pm

Go for it ! They will explain why this game transform people that play it into pedophiles :P

daredevildave says ...
Jan 6, 2013 @ 12:12pm

Not a whole lot to do, and a little puerile. Also frame-rate suffers when lots of things are exploding.

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